Journal of Psychle Pathology
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Rohan Robertson, M.Sc. & Josie Pressacco, Ph.D.
Toronto, Ontario

You’re never down and out with Delusions of Grandeur.

You’re always up for it when you’re Manic.

With Alzheimer's, you make new friends every day.

With Schizophrenia, you’re never alone.

You’re never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

You’re never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

You’re never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Don’t be minimized by Anorexia Nervosa.

With Bulimia, you can stomach anything.

You’re always running scared with Phobic Disorder.

There’s always a full house with Multiple Personality Disorder.

With Alcohol Intoxication, keep your spirits up.

You’re always cracking people up with cocaine abuse.

You’re never a real pain with Somatoform Disorder.

You’re always hard up with Paraphilia.

If you’ve got Kleptomania, remember to take something for it.

Wanna bet you can quit ?

If you’re paranoid, lead the way!

If you are an Obsessive-Compulsive Personality, work it out!

Panic attacks are a cause for alarm!